You can get back on with your lives now... It's all been revoked! :)

 Sorry everyone, its all my fault

In my defense, I didn't know 'possibly my' philosophy exams conclusion would go on to become global policy. t was a particularly exerting year, and I'd recently come back from a meeting with relatives. So what I wrote on the spot here, does not correspond with anything I actually believe in, or have believed in, or will believe in. I don't remember writing it or even know if I actually wrote it.

So incase I did write it:

I hereby revoke the global methods that were inspired by 'possibly my' 1995 philosophy exam conclusion.

Every able minded person has now no excuse for not know right from wrong, both on a political and personally level.

Anyone who doesn't abide by this will be labelled 'A don't know right from wrong un' and, will not be above the law or aspire to more than working for a well known motel chain, forever!

Putting Pride back into Reporting

 I'm working on a redactive writing style that takes inspiration from many tales in different places & puts them all together in one place. I feel this draws the reader in so they can imagine these types of scenarios happening to anyone, at anytime in any place.

With an aim to help hotel staff and others to understand the pride you can take from reporting to the authorities any suspicions or concerns they have.

Safeguarding 8 to 3

 Tumble out of bed                                               Tumble out of bed                          

And stumble to the kitchen                                  And have a fumble in the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition                             Pour themselves a cup of tradition

And yawn and stretch and try to come to life     Yawn & stretch and hope their kids make 

                                                                             them rich

Jump in the shower                                           Have sex in the shower  
And the blood starts pumpin'                             And the blood starts pumpin
Out on the streets, the traffic starts jumpin'      Out in the fields the farmers start humpin

For folks like me on the job from 9 to 5             Fine for folks like them on the job from 8 to 3

Workin' 9 to 5                                                      Safeguarding 8 to 3
What a way to make a livin'                                 What a way to care for children
Barely gettin' by                                                    Barely worth a jot
It's all takin' and no givin'                                      It’s all boxtickin and no thinkin

They just use your mind                                       If you use your mind
And they never give you credit                             They’ll never give you credit
It's enough to drive you                                         It’s enough to drive you

Crazy if you let it                                                    Crazy if you let it

Safeguarding Tips

  

Safeguarding Tips Conference Summary  

RE: 1977 - 2023 Mapton and Maptonshire  

The Oxchild Report:  

 

1 Everyone should avoid cycling and walking in unpopulated areas after dark. 

2 Children and young people should avoid changing rooms that are single sex only, use venues that have ‘Changing Villages’ instead.  

3 If you’re new to an area and work in childcare,