Monday, 11 July 2011

Obama : "Yes We Can Do What Ever We Want"

Barack Obama was hailed "The Hero of the American Dream today", after ending his truthful and inspiration speech by shouting out :

 "Yes We Can Do What Ever We Want - Why shouldn't we give aid to the famine victims, we paid the earth to set it up - so we might as well watch their demise just a little bit longer!!!"

The buoyant mood was due to Americans being drawn back to their TV screen's to watch blanket coverage of the latest famine victims;

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Friday, 8 July 2011

Punters fury at news of News of The World ending one year earlier than South American forecasters predicted.

Riots broke out at bookmakers across the world yesterday as loosing punters sought vengeance for hot favourite  'Twothousandandtwelve' losing in the race for news of News of The World's ending - nearly 6 months before it had started and 18 months before it finished.

Proud winning owner and trainer of the triumphant 'twothousandandeleven' Rupert Murdoch declared in a hacked phone message "I'm delighted to finally put the rumours about News of The World's end being in 2012. I'm in charge of global affairs so I'm not having anyone dictate matters to me, let alone the South American's Mayan time hacking media group".